Resolutions

Dear America, here’s a new year’s resolution for everyone: stop being afraid.

By which I mean, stop acting like frightened, spoiled toddlers whose mommy has left the the room for a moment.

The world is dangerous and beautiful–and god won’t save you from it.

Grow up and act like an adult–an adult with every advantage in the world–and stop throwing stupid, selfish tantrums that make throw the rest of the world into chaos.

Then go vote. Vote in your best interests instead of your stupid, hallucinatory fears. Vote as if your lives depend on it–your real lives, not the ridiculous fantasies you’ve invented for yourselves.

Your life does depend on it. Your actual, living here and now life depends on the decisions you make.

When you grow up, you will find a world waiting for you that is more vast and incomprehensible than you ever imagined.

Enjoy it. That’s why we are here.

Peace. Namaste. Shalom.